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30 years a virgin can make you a wizard?! Keqing is reborn with memories of her past life. She does not particularily care. It made history class easy. The Lady Keqing was a war hero, a politician, a highly respected leader. The Lady Keqing also died without ever getting married or even taking a lover. She had people she cared about, and a few are active in her current life—like Ganyu and Cloud Retainer. Ganyu especially has been such a great mentor. Constantly so understanding of Keqing’s discomfort with being, well, Keqing. Correcting her like she was an ordinary worker. Treating her with respect. But how come when they touch, Keqing can hear her completely innappropiate thoughts!

Furina is reborn. Neuvillette sends a letter to the family like dear sirs or madams, greetings on this happy ocasionn. I could not help but notice you given birth to the soul of furina, the last of hydro archons and famous director—patron of the arts and mother and father of movie-making. I was happy to hear she or he was born at weight and height and very healthy. Onto my request, which you of course may refuse, **please send me baby pics**. Keep a journal and send it to me. Actually can I visit.
New furina isnt a fan of old furina’s stuff. So cringe.

Childe gets chucked into another universe and meets himself. Same age, no abyss, frost-scarred cheeks, never left home. He eats raw fish, he calls his au self a virgin and forces a kiss on himself, he “fights” himself in foul legacy form (really he pins himself to the ice until the ice breaks and then he nearly drowns himself and then he flies himself straight up in the stratosphere and removes his foul leagcy form so they drop and then he returns to his foul legacy form and does that over and over and over until his au self air drys), they rest in a meadow, he kisses himself gentely and then his au self kisses him harder and they make out until the sun sets. Au self brings him home and he stills lives with his family and most of his family still lives at home. Anaxandra refuses to let him in the house like get that evil faerie out of here. They go to the woodshed instead. Amymone brings them warm borscht. “Youre the one who cooked it.” “Oh damn you got good at this,” our childe praises.  Amymone leaves them with two blankets. Deep in the night, childe takes his own virginity. “I’ll give you a good first time.” The next day he’s in schennya his schennyeyha. He never asks how long he was out or where he was. Nurses freaked out. Nice guy tho.
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